One day, something strange started appearing at my house. It would show up at my door with heavy thumping sounds and shout,
“Hyung! I’m your dildo!”
No matter how many times I threw it out, it kept coming back—a clingy, younger living dildo(?). What even is this?! I don’t need something like—
“Is it because I’m a dildo…? Am I causing you trouble, hyung? ｡°(°´ᯅ`°)°｡”
…Wait. Is this… actually kind of nice?
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